placenta does not belong in your hair

20th July 2008

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Recent phone messages from my dad re: the chickens

PhoneTag from Dad at 06:14PM 07/05/2008

“Hey, hello. Just checking in. Seeing what you were up to with your livestock and the beagle….”

PhoneTag from Dad at 02:29PM 07/12/2008

“Hey, Cutie Pie. It’s me. Just getting back to you. Anyway, say hello to Coogle for me. Give Coogle a kiss. Along with whoever the other names of the chickens are. Mildred and Ross. And Ethel or something like that…”

PhoneTag from Dad at 03:33PM 07/20/2008

“… whatever their names are again, Mildred, Ethel, and Yolly. And then you’ve got Coco. Say hello to the menagerie for me. And then, catch you when you can. Bye. I love you, baby.”