placenta does not belong in your hair

9th April 2008

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I’m on the “totally worth it” side of the fence.

Since pickles as known as a one of the most common cravings among pregnant women, Vlasic Pickles is holding a contest to find a May-born baby to become its official Vlasic Stork Baby of 2008. The winning baby and family will win a $20,000 US Savings Bond, be officially named Vlasic Stork Baby and receive a year’s supply of Vlasic Pickles.  

Here’s the kicker: according to the Vlasic website, if the parents name the baby’s middle name, “Crunch,” the savings bond value will be increased to $25,000!