placenta does not belong in your hair

7th March 2008

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Top 10 reasons chickens are clearly better than sugargliders

1. Your pet makes your breakfast.

2.  Chickens eat your compost.

3. It’s like easter every day. (Full disclosure: I’ve never celebrated easter or anything, but I imagine this is what it’s gonna be like.)

4. Chicken Diapers

5. Chickens are the gateway animal for urban farming. (aka. I’m this much closer to owning a sheep.)

6. Chickens are low maintenance. (The alternative: Sugargliders need lots of attention and can die of lack of companionship.)

7. Timing of oviduct to pan has got to be less than 2 minutes.

8. Diversifying the poultry population reduces the risk of the possible spread of avian flu. (according to Sarah Hempel Irani of Urban Chicken Underground)

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10. Chicken Poop Lip Balm!